SOMEBODY CUT ME A F-ING BREAK PLEASE!

1:00AM. Again, someone is awake and from the sound of it, in the bathroom. Damn, I've got another sickie sitting on the toilet. I shove her a trashcan and in 10 minutes it's full of puke. As soon as I get her up off the pot and the puke wiped away so I can move her into the shower, guess what happened? The other one greeted me at the bathroom door with, "MOM? BLAJDFKASDFAHISDFHAOWIEHFOAIWHFAWEFDH." All over the carpet right next to my bed.

My bedroom smells gorgeous, I have two loads of laundry to do now and a bathroom floor and toilet to clean. Best part of it, besides being alone with no help, is that poor Joshie will probably get it next just in time to come home. :(