funnies

Kaylie was watching Alice in Wonderland and Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum were on the screen.

me: Oh, look! Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum! Or...Uncle Mark and Uncle Bret (identical twins). Hahaha!

Kaylie: or...you and Steph.

My 8 year old totally dissed me.


Last night with Josh and a conversation about singing.

Josh: singing warms the soul.

me: yes, but so does whiskey.