bonehead! bonehead!

What kind of idiot kicks a door in a fit of anger and busts up their big toe? It wasn't even a waffle board-type door. It was nice and effing solid, I assure you. Not a dent in the damned thing.

My foot, on the other hand, is in bad shape. I probably didn't break it, but it's jammed and bruised up good from ball of my foot all the way up the big toe. The toe is numb, but I can move it. Arnica is my friend. Tylenol and Advil and ice are, too. Gravity is not. The pain is pretty bad when all the blood rushes back into my toe after elevating or icing it.

I have no one to blame but myself. :(
Bonehead!